Baily, 21 he/him. Victor Nikiforov, somewhere leading The Shepherds: there are better places to Ice skate than on the dirt. (Icon by my friend Panther-vocaloidart! Check them out I love them to bits!)
The most disrespectful thing in BNHA is that Shouto Todoroki’s quirk coulda been “Ice and Fire” or “Freeze and Flame” or literally anything else but instead they had to go and call him “Half Hot, Half Cold”. Half Hot. Half Cold. Like a mattress for picky couples. Like dessert ala mode. Like a microwaved hot-pocket.
He’s got all this power and all this backstory and all this redemption and he can literally manifest cascading mountains of pure ice and swelling pyres of incinerating flame but nah his damn quirk name sounds like a space heater and AC wrapped up in one. Like he’s the hot new item on 3am cable television for 5 easy payments of $29.99 plus tax and broken limbs. Fuck that. Fuck that shit.
Bakugou calls him Icy-Hot out of mockery and honestly? Improvement. Massive improvement. Bakugou named two heroes better names than they could come up with for themselves and this is the fucker what named himself King Explosion Murder. That’s a problem Icy-Hot. That’s a problem Mr. Space Heater. Mr. Thermostat. For the love of god save yourself from his terrible quirk name I’m outright begging you. Talk to the Quirk Registry people. Talk to anyone. Please just fucking contact your agent Todo Shoutoroki
Good Post OP, except Shouto “half my costume is literally just fucking ice” “my hero name is my actual literal name” Todoroki completely lacks any imagination or sense of style, so his quirk name seems like something he would come up with.
I have been waiting for the Gokushufudou manga my entire life. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted. A dangerous dude who probably did a lot of bad stuff drops everything from his previous life and turns over a new leaf to become a house husband who supports and admires and loves his wife??????? Who goes all the fuck out for her??? Amazing. Incredible. I love it. Please give me more.
Before vs After you meet your amazing, talented, beautiful wife.
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
